Sonikmatter

This is Shirt.

It is Sonik… It has a Brain… Its totally you…

Ok, maybe not nerd. We are all out of the XX Echs Triple Double Gutbuster sizes. We has no cheezeburgher for U! Get away from your monitor for once. Maybe go out and play. See a concert. Find some change in your fat rolls. Support your local bar band. Eat a salad for once. For gawds sake, the internet is not your friend, find someone in RL. OMG WTF BBQ???

For for the 1% of the Sonikmatter reading audience, we have shirts that will fit. Screened in ultra high resolution. Is it 24bit? 32bit? 96khz? 192khz? Who knows? It looks good. And more importantly, it will make you look good. You are an ugly person. This shirt will change this.

Buy the ding dang shirt. Now!